Thursday, January 10, 2008

Survival

Knowing that you're about to be a parent when you're a loud, obnoxious man-child with no social skills can be pretty scary. But nothing is more assuring than knowing how many 5 year olds you could take down in a bloody scrap to the death.

32



I figure I have at least 10 years before my child truly poses any sort of threat.

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